Eli Young Band Lyric Parody - Bath Salts Last Night

Bath Salts Last Night

(A parody of Eli Young Band's "Drunk Last Night")

I snorted bath salts last night

Went streaking in the midnight rain

Humped somebody's minivan

I'm pretty sure I broke my brain

I know I wasn't thinking straight

I couldn't tell up from right

I punched myself straight in the nuts

I snorted bath salts last night

I sniffed it all up, gave a big shout

It kinda hurt but I lost my doubts

Stole cigarettes, called my job and resigned

Two hits in, lost my shirt,

Hit my head, and blood it spurts

I swear it's the last bump every time

But that's a lie

Might've been a bad day that made me go

Down to my dealer, baby I don't know

Might've been I'm just not very bright

All I know's I snorted bath salts last night

I wore an orange traffic cone

I was king and it was my crown

I don't remember making threats

Just the police tazing me down

I sniffed it all up, gave a big shout

It kinda hurt but I lost my doubts

Stole cigarettes, called my job and resigned

Two hits in, ate my shirt,

Hit my head, and blood it spurts

I swear it's the last bump every time

But that's a lie

Might've been a bad day that made me go

Down to my dealer, baby I don't know

Might've seen a girl dancing with raccoons

Might've even puked on a skinny dude

Might've told some people I'm Luke Bryan

All I know's I snorted bath salts last night

Might've been a bad day that made me go

Down to my dealer, baby I don't know

Might've gone to Walmart in the nude

Might've climbed a pole when the cops pursued

Might've been I'm just not very bright

All I know's I snorted bath salts last night

I sniffed it all up, gave a big shout

It kinda hurt but I lost my doubts

Stole cigarettes, called my job and resigned

Two hits in, lost my shirt,

Sang Slayer songs in a church

I swear it's the last bump every time

But that's a lie

I snorted bath salts last night

I snorted bath salts last night

Sure didn't mean to eat this guy

But I snorted bath salts last night