Jun 12, 2014

OMG! Reviews: Hunter Hayes - Tattoo


Brittany Fant, 15-year-old music fan and aspiring reviewer.
(yes, she's eternally the same age now, like Charlie Brown or Bart Simpson)



Hunter Hunter Hunter!!!!!!!! My name is Brittany Fant and it would make a great tattoo! Maybe on your shoulder blade or maybe on your big rippling bicep? PLZZZZ! Oh, this song is so sweet! If I had a boyfriend who'd put my name on a tattoo… well, that would be creepy and I'd drop his clingy tail in a minute. But if HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER wanted to permanently attach my government name to his precious skin, he can go right ahead!! OMG, I'm out of breath. This song is sooo good, if Trailer says one negative thing about it, I will quit writing for him!! I don't care if it's country or what; it's the best song on country radio!! Take your Sturno Simpsons and Jamie Jacksons and whoever else you want to "save country music" and shove 'em, lol!!! Hunter is saving romance and making country radio awesome again! He's not creepy like those Florida-Georgia Line guys and he doesn't rap!! What's not to love? He's the perfect man and I know he will be in the Country Music Hall of Fame in like 5 years! Elvis who? The Beatles? Pfft! Michael Jackson, lol. Garth? Nope! Hunter is a legend in the making and he will be ahead of all those people. "Tattoo" is the best song of all time, and I'm not just saying that so he'll DM me on Twitter.

Of course!
5 Heart Hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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