Aug 18, 2014

If Cole Swindell's "Hope You Get Lonely" Was Honest

Do Tha Swindell on Make A Gif

Hope You Get Horny
Lyric parody of Cole Swindell's "Hope You Get Lonely."

I could go for some drunken tailgate tail,
So baby come sit in my lap for a spell,
I want to hear that defeated sigh,
I'm your somethin's better than nothin' guy.
You're deep in a bottle if I know you girl,
Do what you gotta so you don't have to hurl,
Now lower your standards and your cut off jeans,
And I'll crank up some Parmalee

If you feel the shame I'm feelin' let's burn it down,
Booty call baby please don't turn it down,
If you need a little late night prick around,
I hope you get horny tonight,
We ain't gotta make out just jump me,
Do it on the truck bed, might be lumpy,
I don't care if you wake up and dump me,
I hope you get horny tonight

I don't care if you're feeling like cryin',
Girl I see the truth, your booty ain't lyin',
The bonfire is crackling, this can't be wrong,
So get out of that bikini top you got on

If you feel the shame I'm feelin' let's burn it down,
Booty call baby please don't turn it down,
If you need a little late night prick around,
I hope you get horny tonight,
We ain't gotta act too romantic,
Just sad and bored and a little frantic,
Baby this time I won't Instagram it,
I hope you get horny tonight

Hope you get horny,
Hope you get horny,
Me so horny tonight,
Girl

If you feel the shame I'm feelin' let's burn it down,
Booty call baby please don't turn it down,
If you need a little late night prick around,
I hope you get horny tonight,
We ain't gotta make out just jump me,
Do it on the truck bed, might be lumpy,
I don't care if you wake up and dump me,
I hope you get horny tonight

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