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Top Ten Things I’d Rather Listen to
Than Florida Georgia Line
10) Nails on a chalkboard
9) Fran Drescher
8) One of those yappy little dogs that never shut the fuck up
7) A vacuum cleaner drowning out the new episode of my favorite TV show
6) William Hung’s entire CD
5) An audio book of “Heart of Darkness” read by Gilbert Gottfried
4) A knife scraping over burnt toast
3) A fire alarm being tested every five minutes. All day long
2) Pee Wee Herman singing “The Song That Never Ends”
1) The guy in the next bathroom stall taking a loud explosive shit
I feel like Gilbert Gottfried belongs here.
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