Jul 8, 2019

Monday Morning Memes: Country Families, Junior Brown, Thomas Rhett

1 comment:

  1. You're a total clown yourself if you think that I'm a clown for correctly pointing out that Alan Jackson, the Nickelback of country music, is a complete and total disgrace to the genre. And so is Alan Jackson for what he did to disgrace and destroy country music, from making country music look dumb and ignorant and thus making it the laughing stock it is today (see "It's Alright to Be a Redneck", "I Still Like Bologna", "Jim and Jack and Hank" and especially that stupid 9/11-exploiting song where he couldn't tell the difference between Iraq and Iran) to practically inventing bro-country (see "Chattahoochee", "Country Boy", and "Where I Come From") and thus spawning the crap acts that are poisoning country radio today like Luke Bryan, Florida Georgia Line, Kane Brown, Sam Hunt, Hunter Hayes, Thomas Rhett, Cole Swindell, Bebe Rexha ("Meant to Be"), and Lil Nas X ("Old Town Road"), it's obvious who's the clown here when you still think that Jackson is some sort of traditional country artist when he's the furthest thing from such. And not only that, but it is a fact that Jackson did indeed do rap songs in concert, specifically:
    * Akon - Don't Matter
    * Wiz Khalifa - We Dem Boyz ( video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFOtWpul3ZY )
    * Tyga - Hookah
    * Soulja Boy - Turn My Swag On
    * Soulja Boy - I Got that Sauce
    * Future - Mask Off
    * Flo Rida - Whistle
    * T.I. - Whatever You Like
    * Big Sean ft. Nicki Minaj - Dance (A$$)
    * Lil Wayne - Love Me
    * Drake - Make Me Proud
    * Offset - Ric Flair Drip
    * Waka Flocka Flame - Hard in da Paint
    * Shaquille O'Neal - (I Know I Got) Skillz
    * Fetty Wap - Jugg
    If I'm a clown for correctly and rightfully believing that Alan Jackson (aka the Nickelback of country music) is as far from real country music as you can get, then you must be a 67-IQ individual (an IQ of 67 makes you mentally deficient). Alan Jackson could go broke or give away all of his money, move to a secluded rural area, and sing at the local bar nothing but covers of (rather than rap songs) Hank Sr., Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Merle Haggard, and George Strait, and he'd still be as country as Justin Bieber.



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