Feb 17, 2020

Monday Morning Memes: Pickup Trucks, Alan Jackson, Mitchell Tenpenny

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  1. Wow, a lady with a missing tooth. Kudos to Alan Jackson (the Nickelback of country music) for showing why he helped make country music the laughing stock it is today by living up to country music stereotypes (as Jackson has also done in other songs such as "It's Alright to Be a Redneck", "I Still Like Bologna", and that stupid 9/11-exploiting song where he couldn't tell the difference between Iraq and Iran). For context, the Alan Jackson song that Trailer referenced in the meme is "I Don't Even Know Your Name". As is par for the course with Jackson, that stupid piece of shit is about as country as the Shawn Mendes song of the same name. Disregarding his cowboy hat, Jackson's music has more in common with, say, Drake, than actual country music, as any country fan should know that it was none other than Jackson who is responsible for not only country music being a laughing stock, but also the hick-hop, bro-country, and metro-bro largely dominating mainstream country today (although there are still some good mainstream country artists, especially Luke Combs, Jon Pardi, Eric Church, and Chris Stapleton). That, and the fact that pop singer Bebe Rexha's collaboration with bro-country duo Florida Georgia Line holds the longest running number one country song at 50 weeks, while fellow pop singer Justin Bieber's collaboration with metro-bro duo and Rascal Flatts knockoff Dan + Shay currently sits at number one on the same chart, are all the apocalyptic aftermath of what Alan Jackson (the Nickelback of country music) did to this genre. If there was an uprising of dead country legends to put a stop to what Jackson has done to country music, Merle Haggard would go straight for the Nickelback of country music and slapped him like how Moe Howard slapped Larry, Curly, and Shemp in the Three Stooges.

    As for Alan Jackson's alleged cover of "We Dem Boyz" ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFOtWpul3ZY ), the video was filmed over an Alan Jackson concert to make it look like Alan Jackson was doing a cover of Wiz Khalifa's "We Dem Boyz", while in reality, he was really playing "Remember When" while a Florida Georgia Line cover of the Wiz Khalifa song played on my two Sony stereos (Sony MHC-GX450 and Sony LBT-GPX77) in the background.




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