Apr 29, 2020

90s Parody Album Covers: AJ, Faith, Billy Ray Cyrus, etc.


  1. The only thing lower than the "Sleevage" on that album cover from Alan Jackson (the Nickelback of country music) is his country music cred. After all, this is the same guy who invented the hick-hop, bro-country, metro-bro, and boyfriend country currently poisoning country radio today (in his [s]hit songs like "Chattahoochee", "Country Boy", and "Where I Come From"). And not to mention that it was none other than Jackson who is responsible for country music being the laughing stock that it is today (especially in [s]hits "It's Alright to Be a Redneck", "I Still Like Bologna", and that stupid 9/11-exploiting song where he couldn't tell the difference between Iraq and Iran). It is because of Jackson that traditional country sounds are being replaced by hip-hop, hair metal, and EDM inspired sounds (although there still good mainstream country artists like Luke Combs, Jon Pardi, Eric Church, Cody Johnson, and Chris Stapleton), it is because of Jackson that pop singer Bebe Rexha's collaboration with bro-country duo Florida Georgia Line currently holds the record for the longest running number one country song (at 50 weeks), and it is also because of Jackson that country music listeners are stereotyped as trailer-dwelling ignorant hillbillies. While the Nickelback of country music may wear a cowboy hat, he might as well just trade it in for one of Sam Hunt's flat bill hats, preferably worn backwards. If ghosts were real, then the ghost of Hank Williams would go straight for Alan Jackson (the Nickelback of country music) and slap him like how Moe Howard slapped Larry, Curly, and Shemp in the Three Stooges. Time, the harshest music critic of all, will remember Alan Jackson and his shitty bro-country "music" as a laughing stock like Nickelback and St. Anger, not as a country legend in the vein of all 3 Hanks, George Strait, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard, Waylon Jennings, and Kris Kristofferson.

    As for Alan Jackson's alleged cover of "We Dem Boyz" ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFOtWpul3ZY ), the video was filmed over an Alan Jackson concert to make it look like Alan Jackson was doing a cover of Wiz Khalifa's "We Dem Boyz", while in reality, he was really playing "Remember When" while a Florida Georgia Line cover of the Wiz Khalifa song played on my two Sony stereos (Sony MHC-GX450 and Sony LBT-GPX77) in the background.


  2. Im a huge fan of Billy Ray Cyrus and have all his albums, but jeez that "blank disc" sticker made me laugh hard.



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