(okay, one's not country, sue me)
Huge Hardy or Morgan Wallen fan lives here. Will mad dog you if you look them in the eyes. Peaked in 10th grade (second try).
Garth Brooks
Will hand out the blandest candy in the neighborhood. May have bodies buried under the back porch.
Danzig
Owns a lot of cats. Won’t actually sacrifice you to Satan, but that will be your first thought when you see them.
Kane Brown
Owner lost. Grab your own candy.
Bama
Homeowner did not go to college. Loves Jason Aldean. Married cousin.
Carrie Underwood
Someone who speaks to a lot of managers lives here. They’re handing out raisins to trick-or-treaters.
Cody Jinks
One cool motherf**ker lives here!
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