Top 10 New Year's Resolutions for Koe Wetzel Fans

Top 10 New Year’s Resolutions for Koe Wetzel Fans

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10. Get serious for their 9th year of community college

9. Complete the full collection of Pit Vipers

8. Get a tattoo to cover up that seemingly permanent groin rash

7. Get LED bars put on both jet skis

6. Continue boycotting those motherf***king b***hes at the p***y ass Great Texas Balloon Race

5. Not wear wife beater to the job interview next time

4. See the doctor about this dark yellow pee

3. Not get anybody pregnant at LTJ fest this year

2. Wrestlemania. Jerry World. Both nights.

1. Jack Daniels, Taco Bell, Hangover + raging shits, Repeat

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~By Trailer with some input from someone who could dance that slow Uvalde shuffle