I just updated the one originally posted
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Showing posts with label From the Archives. Show all posts
Apr 1, 2017
52nd ACM Awards Drinking Game
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ACMs,
From the Archives,
Satire
Dec 19, 2015
From the Archives: White Trash Wishlist
Originally posted December 20, 2013
Lyrical Satirical: White Trash Wishlist
White Trash Wishlist
©2013 FTM Lyrics
A shortened parole
Mint Grizzly, ten rolls
And a new pair of rebel flag boots
A Skeeter for fishin'
A Brazzers subscription
And the rest of my barbed wire tattoo
This here's my white trash wish list
If Santa can't find it all
I'm cool with some lottery tickets
And a carton of black menthols
A triplewide home
A truck painted chrome
A deer stand three stories high
A whiskey buzz n'
A frisky cousin
And jeans with a velcro fly
This here's my white trash wish list
If Santa can't find all them
I'm cool with some fake viagra
And a box of cajun Slim Jims
Bridge
I don't mean to sound greedy
Santa, I'm just a good ol' boy
Really ain't nothin' I'm needing
Just a few things I really enjoy
(Like)
A new pair of jorts
A trip to Pigeon Forge
A Boone and Crockett on my wall
A sexy back rub
In a fancy hot tub
Slap full of grain alcohol
Yeah, this here's my white trash wish list
If Santa can't find it all
I'm cool with some lottery tickets
And a carton of black menthols
Merry Christmas y'all!
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Christmas,
From the Archives
Dec 6, 2014
From the Archives: The Scotty McCreery on the Shelf Collection
Since we're not doing these anymore (a real life tragedy always seems to happen
that makes their comic violence seem
very inappropriate), here's the unabridged collection of
FTM's Scotty
McCreery on the Shelf posts. Originally posted on various dates.
Labels:
Christmas,
From the Archives,
Satire,
Scotty McCreery
Jul 12, 2014
From the Archives: How Does Willie Afford All That Weed?
ORIGINALLY POSTED FEB 7, 2012
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From the Archives,
Willie Nelson
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