Showing posts with label Jeff Przech. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jeff Przech. Show all posts

Dec 17, 2015

Country Style!

Law of natural selection at work.

Here's a satirical lyric sent to us by singer/songwriter Jeff Przech. You can almost hear Cole Swindell singing if you just imagine...

And go check out Jeff's music here! His 2015 album Sounds Like Fresh is a catchy mix of Americana, alt-country, and pop rock.

COUNTRY STYLE
(To the tune of… pretty much anything else on country radio….)

Moonlight shines down on the lake and over to the sand
Passes right through these Corona bottles, got one in each hand
I’ll take off my white t-shirt so you can’t see the stain
And if your peach wine cooler tastes like roofies, darlin’, that I can’t explain

There’s a lake right here in front of us, why don’t we jump right in
And I’ll find a place on that bod of yours the mosquitoes haven’t been

Doin’ it Country Style, gettin’ wild, girl you look so fine
Like a breakfast special at the Cracker Barrel for $7.99
Do it Country Style, wet and wild, girl we got it made
And it don’t bother me that you just passed the seventh grade
That’s Country Style

Watch them Daisy Dukes with eyes wide open as they slide down past your knees
See them goosebumps rising on your ass caused by the summer breeze
The wind is warm but the water’s gold, damn that’s just my luck
Now the only nuts you’ll see are the ones that are hanging off my truck

The night is hot and so am I so girl, don’t make me wait
All over you like the Nascar sticker on my Chevrolet tailgate

Gonna do it Country Style, gettin’ wild, girl you look so fine
Like the high school football team I’m gonna touchdown on you tonight
Do it Country Style, wet and wild, girl you make me wanna sing
Have another shot of this Fireball and you won’t feel a thing
That’s Country Style

(90’s Alt Rock Guitar solo)

Got my ball cap pulled down nice and low, think I’ve had enough
I should be at that Florida Georgia line by the time that you wake up
Baby I got your number but don’t be waitin’ for me to call
Three and a half minutes of magic is what you get and that’s all

Do it Country Style, gettin’ wild, girl you look so fine
Don’t you message me if you happen to see those pics I took online
Do it Country Style, wet and wild, girl we got it made
Me and my bros and the redneck hoes throwin’ up some shade
That’s Country Style
That’s Country Style

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