Apr 29, 2009

.99 Review - Richie McDonald

Richie McDonald - 6 Foot Teddy Bear

The People's Take

amazing song (5 stars)
Richie McDonald is an amazing singer. I am so glad that he came back as a single artist and is using his name. Great song and hopefully more to come.
by 101tobybeth

Welcome Back (4 stars)
So glad Richie McDonald is back. He always carried the group, so I know he'll have no trouble doing well on his own!!!
by A. Helton

Who is this? (2 stars)
Is this the guy from Ricochet? or what other group?
by sunshine24

My Take


















Total value: .07/.99

The Checklist

Church/God
Mama
Boots
Name Dropping
Dying Person
Check mark symbolCounty Fair
Lost Love
Check mark symbolLove
Hometown Pride
Kindly Advice
Truck
Whiskey
Beer
Check mark symbolLife Affirmation
USA
Soldiers
Check mark symbolPop Sheen
Star Power

Apr 28, 2009

Parody of Kenny Chesney's "Out Last Night"

Plowed Last Night

(a parody of Kenny Chesney's "Out Last Night")


I got plowed last night
I was blasted, bombed and stewed
Poured till I puked last night
My level was one-oh-two
There were girls from Cruger-Tchula and Arkansas
And Coffeeville I was hittin' on
Tried all my best moves, they didn't stay long


Chorus
Cause I was plowed last night
A live person can't be any drunker
Plowed last night
Now I know the toilet better than a plumber I acted a fool, put my ass on display
Sat in with the band but don't know how to play
And life ain't worth a damn today
I got plowed last night


I'm usually a gentleman
When I'm out lookin' for a piece
But last night I disturbed the peace
When I got on that Hennessy
I was a vagrant, a brawler, a skirt-chasin' scum
Slingblade's brother tryin' to get me some
Even Billy Bob would call me a bum


Chorus
Cause I got plowed last night
Cooter Brown's never been any drunker
Plowed last night

Now I'm deeper into the toilet than a plunger
I caused quite a scene, put my ass on display
Every woman I hit on said she was gay
I can taste my lunch from yesterday
I got plowed last night


Well the fact that I’m still heaving
Means that I'm barely alive
Pretty sure I've thrown up everything including my pride


Chorus
Cause I got plowed last night
Ol' Otis would say that I was drunker
Plowed last night

Needless to say I didn't get any numbers

I tried dancing on the tables
But I couldn't stand up
So I stayed on my stool and leaned on a cup
There was not a girl in sight
When I got plowed last night

(bleeccchhhhhhh)



Chucky

Here's some Chuck Wicks Photocrap.  And I mean... really, really Photocrappy...














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