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Plowed Last Night
(a parody of Kenny Chesney's "Out Last Night")
I got plowed last night
I was blasted, bombed and stewed
Poured till I puked last night
My level was one-oh-two
There were girls from Cruger-Tchula and Arkansas
And Coffeeville I was hittin' on
Tried all my best moves, they didn't stay long
Chorus
Cause I was plowed last night
A live person can't be any drunker
Plowed last night
Now I know the toilet better than a plumber I acted a fool, put my ass on display
Sat in with the band but don't know how to play
And life ain't worth a damn today
I got plowed last night
I'm usually a gentleman
When I'm out lookin' for a piece
But last night I disturbed the peace
When I got on that Hennessy
I was a vagrant, a brawler, a skirt-chasin' scum
Slingblade's brother tryin' to get me some
Even Billy Bob would call me a bum
Chorus
Cause I got plowed last night
Cooter Brown's never been any drunker
Plowed last night
Now I'm deeper into the toilet than a plunger
I caused quite a scene, put my ass on display
Every woman I hit on said she was gay
I can taste my lunch from yesterday
I got plowed last night
Well the fact that I’m still heaving
Means that I'm barely alive
Pretty sure I've thrown up everything including my pride
Chorus
Cause I got plowed last night
Ol' Otis would say that I was drunker
Plowed last night
Needless to say I didn't get any numbers
I tried dancing on the tables
But I couldn't stand up
So I stayed on my stool and leaned on a cup
There was not a girl in sight
When I got plowed last night
(bleeccchhhhhhh)