Taylor Swift's iTunes Playlist?

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Cover of Soulja Boy's new mix tape

YouTube Gems: Artimus Pyledriver

Blistering redneck stoner metal! Throat shredding vocals! Beards, long hair and fast cars! What more do you need???

Introducing Bubba Downer

Bubba Downer is a moderately educated, highly opinionated, quite negative, philosophizing, unemployed redneck cartoonist (you'll see why) who is out to deflate the myths and ideals of commercial country music and country living one cartoon at a time. Possibly, this is another reason he's unemployed, but we appreciate his services as his M.O. closely resembles one of FTM's unpublished mission statements.

Here's Bubba's first cartoon:

John Rich's Songwriting Tips #29

Go to church. I enter the hallowed halls of my local Baptist church for 2 reasons: 1) hot MILFs in tight black dress pants & 2) to learn the themes and symbolism of Christianity. #1 is a no-brainer. #2 helps you write songs that are seemingly about people who are shit out of luck in life but then you turn it all around with big baby Jesus in the last chorus. Bingo: easy money top 10 hit! And another tip: next time you're writing a song, think WWJRD?

*Not actually written by John Rich.