Band Mashup: BEP + CB =

Since Nickelback is apparently country now...

Since Nickelback has been added to the CMT playlist, I guess that means they are country (thanks for letting me know, guys!)... therefore, here's one of their recent hits rewritten to fit their new demographic a little better!

A Dip in Your Mouth

(Parody of Nickelback’s “Something in Your Mouth”)

Got to meet that cutie with a cut off jeans booty

They say she’s still married but man, I just ain’t carin’ come on...

Needs to ride my big Ford we’ll open up the side doors

If Nashville had called her we’d autotune her hollers, come on...

Pretty backwoods lady with the tube top on

Every barroom Blake Shelton’s feelin’ the same want

Doesn’t care about rap music she likes Possum and Charley

It’s amusin’ how she wants to use it, my hillbilly bone

(y’all so naughty)

You’re tearin’ up some eight ball honey

(you sexy darlin)

You flaunt your ‘donkadonk for everyone

(I like that two step)

I love the way you flirt with all the cowboys

(The beer you drink)

And tease them all by sucking on your Pabst

Drink it like water, but Skoal’s what you’re all about

Yeah you look so much hotter when a dip in your mouth...

When she spits, she don't drip

Hank Jr. tatt on her hip

She's bending, rowdy friending

theres no end to it so sweetie come on...

Dressed up like Shania

The neon's got her shinin'

Like the jukebox behind her, wanna push her buttons come on...

Rural route cougar with the sequined shirt

Every barroom Blake Shelton’s feelin’ the same hurt

Doesn’t care about sippin' wine, she's a down to earth hottie

I'm slippin' hands around her hips n' my chicken is perched

(y’all so naughty)

You’re tearin’ up some eight ball honey

(you sexy darlin)

You flaunt your ‘donkadonk for everyone

(I like that two step)

I love the way you flirt with all the cowboys

(The beer you drink)

And tease them all by sucking on your Pabst

Drink it like water, but Skoal’s what you’re all about

Yeah you look so much hotter when a dip in your mouth...

She loves the long cut, her butt's got a ring on one bun

She dances like Laura Bell Bundy, keeps the boys all stunned

On the sawdust she might cuss, but she's havin' fun

She's the queen of nicotine and she's always buzzin' son

(you’re so much hotter)

When your cheek looks like a pouch

(she don't like to swaller)

with a dip in your mouth...

(y’all so naughty)

You’re tearin’ up some eight ball hon'

(you sexy darlin)

You flaunt your ‘donkadonk for everyone

blah blah blah

With a dip in your mouth....

Songs Illustrated #22

This one's for the Mac geeks out there - current song. First correct guess can have an unclaimed Willie Nelson CD. No answers/no correct answers, I'll assume your all stoopid.

Band Mashup: VN+NM =

Earsplitter: Nickelback

I already have the YouTube Gems feature that gives you an idea of what I'm digging these days and hope you check them out occasionally. Since I spend 95% of my posts making fun of the bad in music, you should probably get an idea of what I'm really hating too. Here's Nickelback's new "country" song. I'm sorry. (Note: if you turn off the sound, it's not that terrible)

Nickelback - This Afternoon from Nickelback on Vimeo.