Top 10 Captions for Jason Aldean Photo

Top 10 Captions for this Photo

10. Toolbag with toolkit.

09. Jason Aldean is very secure in his manhood

08. Jason just before undergoing his operation to become Jessica

07. Wuss is the new black

06. Now, Jason's wife had further concerns about the gerbil she'd discovered earlier.

05. Country singer Jason Aldean unveils his new line of emasculating accessories

04. Jason Aldean shows true colors

03. TMZ Exclusive: Aldean caught holding the bag - swears it's not his!

02. Jimmy Wayne has a new rival for the title of "most sissified country singer"

01. After his jail stint, Jason was a little different

5 Classic Album Covers: Photocrapped

YouTube Gems: Kathleen Edwards

Love this girl (artistically). I hope you do too. Either way, check this out!

Band Mashup: KOL + LR =

She Won't Be Homely Long (Parody Lyric)

She Won't Be Homely Long

(Parody of Clay Walker's "She Won't Be Lonely Long")

Somethin bout the way I'm drinkin' this Pabst a little faster

Covers up her flaws and wrinkles, like some magic plaster

Somethin bout the way she’s droolin' and ain't got no bra on

If she’s homely now she won’t be homely long

Heaven help me when I sober up

But it's too late, so barkeep fill my cup

My blood alcohol level says she won't leave here alone

If she’s homely now, she won’t be homely long

Somethin bout the way her tush is shrinking by the beer

Lets me know my sight is cloudin' while my intentions clear

Right now she looks like a Rottweiler just gnawing on a bone

If she’s homely now, she won’t be homely long

Heaven help me come the morning sun

But I won't regret it till this thing is done

My slurrin' and my flirtin' says I won't leave here alone

If she’s homely now, she won’t be homely long

If I had a woman like that

Man I’d blind myself

Oh, but tonight

I'm under her spell

I'm so glad that all my friends have headed home

So no one will ever know

Heaven help me when I sober up

But it's too late, so barkeep fill my cup

My blood alcohol level says she won't leave here alone

If she’s homely now, she won’t be homely long

If she’s homely now, she won’t be homely long