10. A double-wide trailer in default
09. One of these
08. At least one appearance on either COPS or To Catch a Predator
07. A wife-beater drawer in their dresser
06. Third degree burns from recent meth lab explosion
05. A wallet chain, but no bike and nothing in the wallet
04. A half-off discount at the dentist (due to having half a set of teeth)
03. A mailbox like this
02. An itchy rash that poison ivy didn't give and Benedryl won't cure
01. Multiple restraining orders filed by female family members
Honorable mention:
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| NASCAR Affliction Die-Cast Car |
