Sep 14, 2012
YouTube Gems: The Pollies
From their forthcoming album, Where the Lies Begin, here are The Pollies with their absurd new video for "Something New."
Sep 13, 2012
Phoenix Stone: A Guy You'll Want to Punch in the Gonads
Just look at this turd.
Don't you already want to punch him in his goofy-ass smile for no real reason?
Well, that's Phoenix Stone, one of the founding members of the Backstreet Boys. I guess he had too much artistic integrity and quit or something. I really don't care enough to do any proper research. Anyway, here's his debut solo album.
Don't you just want to tell Jon "Bones" Jones that Phoenix just told a racist joke and toss them into a locked cage together?
So, why am I mentioning this guy? I don't usually give much coverage to pop music.
Well.... guess. Just guess. That didn't take you long.
OF COURSE HE'S GONE COUNTRY!
Look at this tool now.
Suddenly he's got tattoos, a cowboy hat, shades and a guitar. Oh, and notice that lovely lens flare.
F this guy.
Do I even need to farce the cover of his new single? Okay, I will, but it's not like there's much left to do. Have I listened to any of his music? Nope. I don't even have to. I know it sucks. Is there any question? He looks like a Bachelor reject and his tattoo also pulls double-duty as his logo. Somebody punch this wanker.
Oh, and Nashville..... MAKE IT STOP!!!
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