What Xmas is All About
Neighbor was in his yard one December morn
Arranging some little dolls and a toy barn
Said it was something called a nativity scene
I just shook my head, decided to be nice
And offered him some neighborly advice
"Friend, don't you know what Christmas really means?"
Chorus
Man, it's icicle lights and inflatable elves
Hickory Farms and half price sales
And Shriners riding go-carts at the big parade downtown
It's an eggnog buzz at the office shindig
It's Rudolph, Santa and pudding figs
Just helpin' out, now you know what Christmas is all about
He just stared at me like my nose was on fire
Looked at my big sleigh suspended by wires
Asked me "Ain't you ever heard of the virgin birth?"
Said "If I want a sermon, I'll go to church"
He said "That's the reason we celebrate"
I had to laugh, but then I set him straight
Chorus 2
Cause It's a Wonderful Life and that mean ol' Grinch
It's my pants size going up an inch
It's window flocking, Christmas tree rocking and huge Walmart crowds
It's fruit cake, cookies and big shiny balls
It's getting drunk to put up with inlaws
Man get a clue, now you know what Christmas is all about
Bridge
He said "Merry Christmas" and walked away
Stuck some little baby down in the hay
He'll never learn...
That it's icicle lights and inflatable elves
Overstock dot com and half price sales
It's Santa on the firetruck at the big parade downtown
It's an eggnog buzz at the office shindig
It's Rudolph, Frosty and pudding figs
He just doesn't understand what Christmas is all about
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Dec 7, 2008
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Dec 4, 2008
Kenny Chesney Parody
Don't forget, tomorrow is Country Day 6!
She Thinks My Protractor's Sexy
(parody of Kenny Chesney's "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy")
Checkin' test scores in the cool office air
When my baby walks in, Lordy lookee there
with pimento cheese spread and a 2 liter of ginger ale
She pulls up a seat and I whip it on out
What she came here to see, honey, there's no doubt
Just look at her face, it ain't that hard to tell
Chorus
She thinks my protractor's sexy
It really makes her hot
She says she likes my angles, I like her curves a lot
She loves the way I measure to exact degrees
Yeah, she really loves my geometry
She's the only one who proves my lovin' theory
She thinks my protractor's sexy
I check every inch till it's time to go home
I put away my tool and it makes her moan
Honey, you've spent all day looking over increments
She reaches her hand down into my drawer
Says she wants to see me use it some more
"Let's stay here all night and check each other's measurements"
She thinks my protractor's sexy
It really makes her hot
She says she likes my angles, I like her curves a lot
She loves the way I measure to exact degrees
Yeah, she really loves my geometry
She's the only one who proves my lovin' theory
She thinks my protractor's sexy
Bridge
Well she ain't into compasses or even slide rules
But a plastic semi-circle makes her drool
She thinks my protractor's sexy
It really makes her hot
She says she likes my angles, I like her curves a lot
She loves the way I measure to exact degrees
Yeah, she really loves my geometry
She's the only one who proves my lovin' theory
She thinks my protractor's sexy
She thinks my protractor's sexy
She thinks my protractor's sexy
She Thinks My Protractor's Sexy
(parody of Kenny Chesney's "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy")
Checkin' test scores in the cool office air
When my baby walks in, Lordy lookee there
with pimento cheese spread and a 2 liter of ginger ale
She pulls up a seat and I whip it on out
What she came here to see, honey, there's no doubt
Just look at her face, it ain't that hard to tell
Chorus
She thinks my protractor's sexy
It really makes her hot
She says she likes my angles, I like her curves a lot
She loves the way I measure to exact degrees
Yeah, she really loves my geometry
She's the only one who proves my lovin' theory
She thinks my protractor's sexy
I check every inch till it's time to go home
I put away my tool and it makes her moan
Honey, you've spent all day looking over increments
She reaches her hand down into my drawer
Says she wants to see me use it some more
"Let's stay here all night and check each other's measurements"
She thinks my protractor's sexy
It really makes her hot
She says she likes my angles, I like her curves a lot
She loves the way I measure to exact degrees
Yeah, she really loves my geometry
She's the only one who proves my lovin' theory
She thinks my protractor's sexy
Bridge
Well she ain't into compasses or even slide rules
But a plastic semi-circle makes her drool
She thinks my protractor's sexy
It really makes her hot
She says she likes my angles, I like her curves a lot
She loves the way I measure to exact degrees
Yeah, she really loves my geometry
She's the only one who proves my lovin' theory
She thinks my protractor's sexy
She thinks my protractor's sexy
She thinks my protractor's sexy
Dec 3, 2008
Early Christmas Present
Here's Willie with an early gift for you. Bio-Willie indeed. Coming weeks and days will bring a Photocrappy Christmas album cover day, a Country Christmas day and possibly a "Best of 2008" edition (not to be confused with last week's "Country - Best Of," this'll be a (mostly) all new set of covers of some of the best albums of the year. And this Friday will be Country Day 6!
Dec 2, 2008
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