Nov 22, 2014
Saturday Night Music: Black Label Society
Labels:
Black Label Society,
Saturday Night Music
From the Archives: Fun With Google Searches
ORIGINALLY POSTED JULY 30, 2013
Fun With Google Searches: Randy Rogers, Luke Bryan, Wynonna, etc.
Once again... I didn't say it... |
1 out of 4 ain't bad. |
Yes, but he has to smile at the same time. |
Nov 21, 2014
YouTube Gems: Travis Meadows
Here's Travis Meadows performing his song "What We Ain't Got," which is Jake Owen's current single. I'm going to see Travis perform tonight!
Labels:
Jake Owen,
Travis Meadows,
YouTube Gems
YouTube Gems: Karen Jonas - Oklahoma Lottery
Labels:
Karen Jonas,
YouTube Gems
Dumbass Satire
Dumbass Country Song
©2014 FTM Satires
Babygirl honey are you ready to go
Gotta drive this boner down a gravel road
I'm likin' the way you look in those jeans
Wanna take 'em off and have sex if you know what I mean
But first we'll find a party and get real drunk
Turn up some country but only if it bumps
Me and my bros talking about dumb shit
Might whip out my pecker cause I'm pretty proud of it
Chorus
Let's raise up a glass to being dumbass
Celebrate our stupidity
Don't care about grades, we just like getting laid
Party like we're on CMT
Sloshing red cups and crankin' on up
These trucks that we all drive for free
Our goal in life is blacking out tonight
You know I know we'll always be
Dumbass
Sweetygirl sexy are you ready to go
Tan lines bare feet blah blah let your blonde hair flow
I wanna get inside your lingerie
But not like try it on because that just sounds gay
In the bed, in the creek, maybe on the gate
I'm too drunk to sex anyway, so let's hit second base
And if the blue lights catch us bein' bad
I'll whip out my cellphone and call up my lawyer dad
Yeah, let's raise up a glass to being dumbass
Celebrate our stupidity
Don't care about grades, we just like getting laid
Party like we're on CMT
Sloshing red cups and crankin' on up
These trucks that we all drive for free
Our goal in life is blacking out tonight
You know I know we'll always be
Dumbass
Bridge
Whiskey dashboard moonshine chrome
Yep yep oohhhhhhhhhhh
(Repeat Chorus)
Gotta drive this boner down a gravel road
I'm likin' the way you look in those jeans
Wanna take 'em off and have sex if you know what I mean
But first we'll find a party and get real drunk
Turn up some country but only if it bumps
Me and my bros talking about dumb shit
Might whip out my pecker cause I'm pretty proud of it
Chorus
Let's raise up a glass to being dumbass
Celebrate our stupidity
Don't care about grades, we just like getting laid
Party like we're on CMT
Sloshing red cups and crankin' on up
These trucks that we all drive for free
Our goal in life is blacking out tonight
You know I know we'll always be
Dumbass
Sweetygirl sexy are you ready to go
Tan lines bare feet blah blah let your blonde hair flow
I wanna get inside your lingerie
But not like try it on because that just sounds gay
In the bed, in the creek, maybe on the gate
I'm too drunk to sex anyway, so let's hit second base
And if the blue lights catch us bein' bad
I'll whip out my cellphone and call up my lawyer dad
Yeah, let's raise up a glass to being dumbass
Celebrate our stupidity
Don't care about grades, we just like getting laid
Party like we're on CMT
Sloshing red cups and crankin' on up
These trucks that we all drive for free
Our goal in life is blacking out tonight
You know I know we'll always be
Dumbass
Bridge
Whiskey dashboard moonshine chrome
Yep yep oohhhhhhhhhhh
(Repeat Chorus)
Labels:
Lyrical Satirical,
Original Lyrics,
Party Down South,
Satire
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