10. Is Brantley Gilbert here? I want to show him my Affliction panties!
09. Why yes, I would like to supersize that!
08. Oooh, Broadway! Is that where they have the musicals?!?
07. I wore the right size tube top, but I still got a sunburn!
06. I got a Tweet asking if I wanted to motorboat with Little Big Town. It depends on which one I get to motorboat!
05. These portapotties aren't wide enough. Who am I? Kate Upton?
04. I can see Kellie Pickler's boobies from here!
03. Yes, I was told to deliver this crate of Black Label to Martina McBride's trailer.
02. Why am I holding a can of spray paint? I'm getting Luke Bryan to sign my ass!
01. Does anybody know where you can rent one of them Walmart scooters? My cankles are killing me.