10. Is Brantley Gilbert here? I want to show him my Affliction panties!
09. Why yes, I would like to supersize that!
08. Oooh, Broadway! Is that where they have the musicals?!?
07. I wore the right size tube top, but I still got a sunburn!
06. I got a Tweet asking if I wanted to motorboat with Little Big Town. It depends on which one I get to motorboat!
05. These portapotties aren't wide enough. Who am I? Kate Upton?
04. I can see Kellie Pickler's boobies from here!
03. Yes, I was told to deliver this crate of Black Label to Martina McBride's trailer.
02. Why am I holding a can of spray paint? I'm getting Luke Bryan to sign my ass!
01. Does anybody know where you can rent one of them Walmart scooters? My cankles are killing me.
you totally should've linked this instead for the kate upton comment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCUnWIs88CQ
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