The Country Listing Song
©2012 FTM Satires
Kudzu on a city limit sign
Pasture party past the county line
Jack and Jim
And redneck friends
Bonfire, tailgate, melon rind
This is the country listing song
Come on everybody, sing along
Scream "hell yeah" if you're country strong
Say I ain't country, I'll prove you wrong
With this here country listing song
City folks and cities suck
I like bass fishin' and whitetail bucks
Hank and Strait
Barbecue plate
Hot cousin in my pickup truck
This is the country listing song
Come on everybody, sing along
Scream "hell yeah" if you're country strong
Say I ain't country, I'll prove you wrong
With this here country listing song
Bridge
Jesus, mama, American way
Small town, love, some other cliché
This is the country listing song
Drink Bud Light till the night is gone
Trim your beard with a shaver from Braun
Try Medifast, tell that gut "So long!"
Get I Heart Radio on your iPhone
This is the country listing song
Brilliant. Got music for it? We could record it! -the Deadfields
ReplyDeleteThanks. Unfortunately, no music - I don't know how to write any. That would have been awesome though.
ReplyDeleteExcellent. I think you do need a train and prison. I see you have mama in there. The sad part, with music, it's better than several songs currently in rotation on country radio.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I could come up with some music, and BG or Aldean -style it up for ya. Maybe just sing it to the music of Craig Morgan's "Bonfire" and we're good to go.
ReplyDeleteBe my guest if you have the time and desire to do so. I'd love to hear it!
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