Top 10 Ways Brantley Gilbert Fans Celebrated His CMA Best New Artist Nomination

10. Increased gauge size on earrings

09. Bought this for their bondo colored, big-ass truck

08. Oxycontin party

07. Drove into town - beat up city slicker

06. Popped open 10-year-old bottle of MGD

05. Fired guns and sprayed Axe into the air

04. Splurged for Bumpers burgers

03. Had celebratory sex with girlfriend/sister

02. Cooked up "special edition" batch of meth

01. High-fived cellmate