Sep 4, 2013

Top 10 Things Dallas Davidson Thinks Are Cool

10. An upstairs neighbor playing Godsmack really loud at 12:30 on a Sunday night

09. Bombing Syria

08. Erectile dysfunction

07. Moob sweat at an important meeting

06. Getting logged out of Netflix and forgetting the log-in info
during an "Orange is the New Black" binge

05. Stepping in dog shit, barefoot 

04. When Walt poisoned that kid on Breaking Bad

03. Slightly overweight people taking all the scooters for handicapped people at Walmart

02. Alex Rodriguez

01. Unflushed poo in public toilets

*Dallas Davidson is the cowriter of "Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk," "That's My Kinda Night," "Boys Round Here,"
"Country Girl (Shake It For Me)" and various other piece-of-shit "country" songs that have added to the
destruction of the mainstream segment of the genre.


  1. You have way to much time on your hands Farts. Get over yourself.

  2. That last picture reminds me of a scene from the movie Trainspotting... which is a cool but highly disturbing movie. I think I need a bath now. (For people who have not seen it, let's just say the movie is about a junkie and the scene does not make heroin seem cool.)



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