Lyrical Satirical: I'm So From the Country

A bro-country song as written by someone whose first language is not English.

Why? Because... that's why. And is it any worse than this?

I'm So From the Country

©2013 FTM Satire

She is from the country and she talks as such

She enjoys when I arrive in my large pick-up truck

She is wearing shorts that nearly show her buns

Let us find a deserted lane to have sexual fun

Chorus

Me, I'm so from the country

Me, I love beer that tastes skunky

I'm so country, more than you've seen

Listen to me tell you southern things

Here's a rural field with a group of local friends

Here's the part where I mention her butt again

Here's a large fire burning and strong drink passed around

Let us twerk our bottoms to some Hank and really get down

Me, I'm so from the country

Me, I enjoy my hip-hop funky

I'm so country my drawl has bling

Listen to me tell you southern things

Bridge

We enjoy to party!

We get drunk and take a ride!

Let us get into water naked

And I put my peener inside!

Me, I'm so from the country

Me, I will give your face a punching

I'm so country I enjoy bee stings

Listen to me tell you southern things