Nov 26, 2013

Top Ten Things Luke Bryan is Thankful for this Thanksgiving



10. That he got back into his size 2 jeans from 2011

09. That Dallas Davidson has his finger on the pulse of idiot culture

08. That hardly anybody has caught on to how creepy it is
for a 37 year old man to be singing about college chicks

07. That he had children before the jeans made that medically impossible

06. That country in 2013 is more Miley than Dolly


05. That fame makes dance moves look 93% cooler (to fans) than they actually are

04. America's education system churning out more and more Luke Bryan fans

03. That you can buy tooth whitening trays in bulk

02. Gold Bond Medicated Powder

01. That he only has to listen to his own crappy songs 3 or 4 nights a week

3 comments:

  1. A Really Mad and Offended Luke Bryan FanMay 9, 2015 at 1:38 PM

    This is really idiotic. Go look up what he's actually thankful for. This downright dumb. Go get a life if you're going to bash a great man. You need better things to do in life is all you have time for is to hate on Luke. And he sings about college chicks because it's from experience. Believe it or not he went to college. Plus he's got to reach to all age grouos- college students being one.

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    1. He's nearly 39 years old - if all he can think to sing about is college 'chicks' (your word, not mine) he really needs to get out there and live a little.

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  2. ^ that's the same line Brantley Gilbert gives us in his new song "Same Ol' Song" (indeed it is) about his "Beer-Truck-Girl" songs being true to his lifestyle well if that's the case... let me put it this way I'd rather listen to deep lies than shallow truths as a country song.

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