"Sweet Fanny"
(Parody of ZBB's "Sweet Annie")
(As sung by a bro-country songwriter)
I been drinkin' Lite
And leaning against this fender
Pretty girls and brain dead bros seem to be my line of work
Believe me when I say, I impressed by all your splendor
This man might be too old for you, but baby turn around
Sweet fanny
Can I stare at you a while
Then I'll write a song that's vile when we part,
Sweetheart I live life like a fraternity
And you've got just what I like
And with every song I write
I push misogyny
Sweet fanny
Sweet fanny
Don't know how you're so round and tight
But those Daisy Dukes and your college glutes are just what I prefer
Your big and bodacious bootay, sugar shakes when you bend over
Dance around, to fake country sounds, please don't think I'm a perv
Sweet fanny
Can I stare at you a while
Then I'll write a song that's vile when we part,
Sweetheart I live life like a fraternity
And you've got just what I like
And with every song I write
I push misogyny
Sweet fanny
Sweet fanny
Oh what a sight
There ain't too much fat in 'em
This'll go platinum
A plaque in my den
To tell the truth, my thoughts don't run much deeper
Did you just call me a creeper?
No please don't call the cops again
Sweet fanny
Can I stare at you a while
Then I'll write a song that's vile when we part,
Sweetheart I live life like a fraternity
And you've got just what I like
And with every song I write
I push misogyny
Sweet fanny
Sweet fanny
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