Mar 3, 2017
Body ON a Back Road
I recently made a meme which joked that Chris Knight's version of Sam Hunt's current single would be a bit more violent. Of course, I've taken that the next step. I wrote a 'parody' of sorts (not the humorous sort), that reenvisions Sam's pop sex song as a Chris Knight murder song.
Body on a Back Road
("Parody" of Sam Hunt's "Body Like a Back Road")
I found him on the south side
With blood in his hair
A cold, dead look in his eyes
Somebody just dropped him there
I know her house number
Down on Silver Creek
Black-eyed girl in a farm shack
Now her outlook ain't so bleak
Body on a back road
How it got there nobody knows
But you won't find anyone who'll miss that man
Somebody might do 30
But she ain't got no worries
Cause now he'll never raise a hand again
The way he'd come home drunk and mean
Beat her with a belt
She hoped and prayed for a way out
Not the hand life dealt
Cuffed in a backseat
for motives there might be
But I know her alibi will come up clean
Body on a back road
How it got there nobody knows
But you won't find anyone who'll miss that man
Somebody might do 30
But she ain't got no worries
Cause now he'll never raise a hand again
Followed him to his deer plot
Where he'd drink after work
Then I put that gun to his face
For all he'd done to hers
Now he's in hell or heaven
Yeah I made sure of that
Left that sumbitch lying there
Wiped the blood off of my badge
Body on a back road
How it got there somebody knows
But why it happened everybody understands
And I know I might do 30
But she don't have to worry
Cause now he'll never raise a hand again
Labels:
Body Like a Back Road,
Chris Knight,
Original Lyrics,
parody,
Sam Hunt
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