Pondering what to buy your worst enemy, your mother-in-law, your boss this holiday season? Well, maybe this helpful list will include just the thing. These are all real products (and one painting).
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Who wouldn't want this cheap looking,
unauthorized Keith Urban product on their Douglas fir?
Walker Hayes "Good Shit" shades
That's very mature, dad.
Kane Brown ugly Christmas sweater
So you'll know who to avoid at the office Christmas party.
Redneck Crazy truck hitch cover
for when you're parked on your ex's lawn
about to be arrested and served with a restraining order
Thomas Rhett sticker.
Gross, and I bet his wife wouldn't like that.
Old Dominion "Happy Endings" T-shirt
This plays on the stereotype of Asian massage parlors offering up
uh... happy endings. Way to be woke, OD.
which is advertised using Blake Shelton's image but
actually is just a Sexiest Man Alive t-shirt.
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| I bet the profit margin on these is ridiculous. |
"It's 5 O'clock Somewhere" Novelty Panties
This painting of Garth Brooks looking at a boob.
This actually exists in the year of our Lord 2017.
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