Top 11 Things It Looks Like Brantley Gilbert is About to Do in This Picture
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11. Beat up a band dork for texting his ex-girlfriend
10. Shart in his Punisher underwear
9. Roll coal on an electric car while hitting a road sign with a just emptied beer bottle with one hand and cranking up the Colt Ford with the other hand
8. Utter one of the following phrases: “Do you even lift, bro?” or “She a thot, son”
7. Masturbate while watching Iron Eagle for the 78th time
6. Yell something racist
5. Rupture a blood vessel
4. Call for a homer and hit a dribbler to the pitcher
3. Lick the remnants from the bottom of an empty can of Copenhagen
2. Hit the emergency stop and clean up the vomit on The Scrambler
1. Go to war against the Pacific northwestern small town cops who wronged him
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By Trailer and Jeremy Harris
This is bullshit. You may not like his music but I don't understand how one can dislike him as a person. He's an amazing soul and I've talked to him before. Keep this shit to yourself. You're the asshole here.
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