Sep 13, 2019

The Four

*Considering the thousands of memes created and eleven years FTM has been around, 
I've probably made this exact meme before somewhere along the way. Don't care.*


  1. Yeah to hell with Alan Jackson!

    1. You got that right! People like Farce the Music and Saving Country Music love to correctly make fun of the bro-country garbage artists like Luke Bryan, Florida Georgia Line, Kane Brown, and Thomas Rhett, yet they're just hacking at the branches and not the roots. The real cause for all of this non-country crap ruining modern country radio today is none other than so-called "traditional country artist" Alan Jackson. Not only did Jackson live up to country stereotypes and thus cemented the stereotype that country music is made for ignorant, racist, trailer trash (see "It's Alright to Be a Redneck", "I Still Like Bologna", "Jim and Jack and Hank", and especially that stupid 9/11-exploiting song where he couldn't tell the difference between Iraq and Iran), but it was also Jackson who invented the bro-country that country traditionalists love to hate so much while ironic praising the very artist who invented it. If you don't believe me, look no further than songs like "Country Boy", "Where I Come From", "Mexico, Tequila, and Me", and of course, "Chattahoochee". In addition, it was also none other than Jackson who pioneered the various non-country sounds that have largely replaced country sounds on mainstream country radio today (although there are still good artists, especially Luke Combs, Jon Pardi, Eric Church, Cody Johnson, and Chris Stapleton) such as hip-hop, hair metal, EDM, and Drake style R&B. In fact, Jackson has groveled down so much to hip-hop and Drake style R&B that he actually regularly covers multiple hip-hop and contemporary R&B songs in concert (along with, for some reason, an ABBA song), specifically:
      * Akon - Don't Matter
      * Wiz Khalifa - We Dem Boyz ( video here: )
      * Post Malone - Psycho
      * Soulja Boy - Turn My Swag On
      * Future - Mask Off
      * Flo Rida - Whistle
      * T.I. - Whatever You Like
      * Big Sean ft. Nicki Minaj - Dance (A$$)
      * Lil Wayne - Love Me
      * Drake - Make Me Proud
      * Offset - Ric Flair Drip
      * Waka Flocka Flame - Hard in da Paint
      * Shaquille O'Neal - (I Know I Got) Skillz
      * ABBA - Super Trouper
      * Fetty Wap - Jugg
      In the TV show "Sleepy Hollow", the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse were under the command of the demon Moloch. Well, in this case, the Four Horseman of the Doucheocalypse should technically be under the control of the Doucheocalypse's version of Moloch, Alan Jackson AKA the Nickelback of country music himself, as it was Jackson who planted the seeds for bro-country. If Alan Jackson were to sincerely apologize to the ghost of Hank Williams, the damage that Jackson has done to country music has been so severe, from cementing negative stereotypes of the genre, to inventing bro-country and the various non-country sounds that have largely replaced traditional country sounds, to covering multiple rap and contemporary R&B songs in concert, that Hank Williams's ghost would slap him like how Moe slapped Curly in the Three Stooges. Director Ken Burns, owing to his recent documentary on country music, has far more respect for country music than Jackson. To hell with country music destroyer Alan Jackson AKA the Nickelback of country music!

    2. Oh please. Lay the blame for the death of country music at the feet of the ones it belongs to: the record companies. They would sell their own souls to make a buck.



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