Apr 17, 2020

George Strait is a Big Fraud, Says Ignorant Man

“He’s a joke! People call him the King,” said Reed Bartholomew about country legend George Strait. “King of what? Pretty boys who suck!” 

Bartholomew, a self-described hardcore country fan, contacted us to broadcast his feelings that Strait is overrated and a detriment to the history of country music. His points are passionate but a bit misguided. 

“For one thing,” began the moron, “he’s skinny and handsome and well-dressed… real country singers are grungy and haggard like Johnny Paycheck …and Haggard.” Appearances, including good hygiene, lucky genetics, and healthfulness have little to do with the authenticity of music but go on, Barth.

“Also, he’s always singing about horses and cowboys, but I bet he’s never even roped a steer… damn stage-boots-wearin’ poser.” said Bartholomew of Strait, who grew up on and also runs a ranch, holds a degree in agriculture, and once competed in the Pro Rodeo Cowboys Association in team-roping. 

“Why should we look up to a pretty fake cowboy when there’s men and women in camo standing up for our freedom?” continued the idiot, unaware that Strait served in the US Army from 1971-1975 and achieved the rank of Corporal.

“He don’t even write his own songs, and that’s why I think he’s not even in the top 100 country singers of all time… he just stands on the stage and strums his guitar.” finished Bartholomew. While not known as a songwriter for most of his career, Strait has written and cowritten over 25 of his songs, particularly on his last few albums - far more than Reed Bartholomew has ever written in his life.

He’s right about the guitar though. One point to the dumbass.

26 comments:

  1. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha O gawd please no are people really that socially ignorant. Sounds like someone peed in his cheerios and now he wants to take it out on Mr Strait. Poor dumbass.

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  2. Sounds like the green eyed monster bit him. Just a little jealous???

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    1. Yeah, I was thinking 🤔 the same thing,sounds like that asshole's jealous of George Strait!!! The guy needs to get over it, George Strait is the best, always has been, always will be!!!!!!👍😘🥰😍💖💙

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    1. I’m a proud Democrat and I think that this man is a moron. George is the best! Everything isn’t political and you shouldn’t have said that because politics have nothing to do with his statement.

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  4. Let me tell you something you bunch of ignorant little twirps. George Strait is the closest thing youll EVER get to the king of country. He's had more nominations and wins and #1 hits then anyone in country music. He is such a bad ass. I bet you've never roped a steer, which he has. and about his appearance, he did'nt become a model butt fuck, hes a fucking singer and a stud. So the next time you go on spreading fake news, just be carerful who you attck.

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  5. If i had a choice between the sorry-ass who published this article and Geroge Strait, Guess who id pick

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  6. Jealous much???????????
    Those who can't, ridicule.

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  7. Mr Strait severed our country .He is an honorable man.You are jealous and will never hold a candle to Mr George Strait..Get a life you loser..l.

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  8. F you! Seriously, George Strait is the best country singer out there. You are a lonely bastard with no friends, so just stop. Also, he is a real cowboy. Like many many out there, he is a real one, including me, but not you.

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  9. George is REAL Country, a dying Breed! You Fri*#kin AS*HOLE! Any body that has nothing better to do than comment on George Strait, is Pathetic! That’s All l have to say About That! You Pitiful Little Guy!

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  10. When George Strait ropes all the time

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  11. I would like to find you and beat the shit out of you!!!

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  12. What a dumbass. King of county you shit head.

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  13. Dude get a life and stop spreading lies

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  14. If anyone is a dumbass is that guy talking crap about George Strait I know firsthand that he is a true Cowboy I grew up around George Strait I've been to his Ranch before I have seeing him riding horses on his Ranch in the rodeo and he is a true gentleman and a country gentleman at that in my opinion when they want to speak of what a true Cowboy looks like and put it into the dictionary they need to have George Strait space right there because they don't get no more country to George Strait don't get me wrong I like George Jones and Merle Haggard I grew up with them back when I was a small child with my daddy listening to them on the radio and don't get me wrong me and my daddy love George Jones all together George Strait is what a true country singer is he goes old school and he goes new both and for that idiot talking crap if George Strait is what he said he is how come George Strait's got 60 number one hits more than anyone else ever me personally if I was a betting man George Strait can draw a bigger crowd how country singer has been anyone he could probably draw a bigger crowd been any other top singer there is out there all I got to say George don't listen to idiots like that you're my hero buddy

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  15. Of course he stands on stage and strums his guitar he’s a country singer !!!! They all do that!!!

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  16. You are the fraud REED.

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  17. U are a dumdass if u think that. tree hugger!

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  18. I am pure rock and roll I'm into Iron Maiden Bob Seger.. I don't really do country.. but I do like George Strait I do have a few of his cds he is the king of country

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  19. Consistently good George Strait songs are a rarity. Like catching fish in a lake where most of the dozen or so have to be thrown back, but two or three would do for dinner. For this respondent, most good Good Strait songs don't sound like George Strait. Such as: Cowboys Like Us, Run, Give It All We Got Tonight, Troubadour. Notable mention: The Chair. The decent recent song, 'Damn Strait', definitely not by George' can be twisted another way, like, how do you pull it off, man. Damn nice guy though. A lot of the new young pretenders of the genre could take 'country star' lessons from Strait.

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  20. what do they have against George strait…

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