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9. As crazy as this year’s been, mom’s okay with you repeating 10th grade again
8. Confederate flag Covid masks
7. That stimulus check bought you a new set of teeth (used)
6. If you never had a job, you can’t lose a job
5. The guy you owed $500 for cock fight gambling debts died of the Rona
4. Lots of time to polish up that mixtape
3. With online prayer meetings, you can finally smoke crack at church
2. That Upchurch still puts out like 15 albums a year
1. That if you’ve had herpes and ringworm at the same time, Covid ain’t shit
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