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10. Lab mishap got me laid up for a few days
9. Had a club meeting that night and had to get my hood cleaned; it was a whole thing
8. Biden’s fault; couldn’t afford gas to get there
7. Was busy visiting our nation’s Capital
6. Was reading Hillbilly Elegy and time got away from me
5. Had to work a double shift running the Tilt-a-Whirl
4. Currently residing in state detention facility
3. Hanging out with friends and time got away from me
2. Not possible to stay 100 feet from all the women with restraining orders against me at the same time
1. I got court
Ironically the last carnival ride operator i saw a few weeks ago had on a Haggard shirt and is probably no stranger to meth or court d
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