Maybe….
Breaking in his first pair of regular fit jeans for men
Pondering the meaning of a three syllable word someone said to him
Being outstanding in his field
Proving his country authenticity as a $12 million dollar home looms in the background
Wondering what it would be like to hunt open ground like this rather than land with a cage around it
Wishing one of the workers would come show him how to hook up this plow
Wondering if maybe he should evolve his music towards a more mature and organic sound then laughing uncontrollably after the photo was taken
Being sad that Jason Aldean hangs around Donald Trump more than him lately
Being disappointed that he didn’t bring back the neckbeard like Wallen brought back the mullet
Being thankful that Joe Rogan didn’t ask him any difficult questions
Decompressing after a hard day of reading mean comments about him online
Hiding out from the Bey Hive
Thinking about how disappointed the extended family will be when they all get unsold Mind of a Country Boy vinyl this Christmas
Hoping his testicles will finally re-descend after years of skinny jeans
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