I’m the fool in love with the fool that’s still in love with you
When your sugar mama thinks you’re too young to know a Patsy Cline song
BRB, bout to shoot my woman down
When your son casually references a Walker Hayes song in conversation
When you’re playing kids songs for story hour at the library and a kid requests “Wagon Wheel”
If Farce the Music got a dollar every time we rehashed the same old Luke Bryan jokes
No, I’m DOCTOR Jukebox, you’re thinking of Joshua Hedley
When there’s an Americana festival in El Paso
When the pastor prays the demons of bluegrass, ganja, and chicks with neck tattoos out of you
