Showing posts with label Johnny Manziel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Johnny Manziel. Show all posts

Aug 29, 2014

FTM Fantasy Football Team Names



The NFL gets rolling next week, so it's fantasy draft time! I only have 2 fantasy teams this year. That's low for me.... They're named "Blake Shelton's Ego" and "Reptile Aliens Made of Light." Here are some other suggested music-related fantasy football team names by me and some of FTM's Facebook and Twitter pals. You're welcome to steal them because you probably aren't in the same leagues...

Willie's Buds
Stand By Your Manziel
Do the Sankey Legg -Russell Parmele
The Hell Mama Raised
Cash's Walk the Liners -Ray Weaver
Call Me the Brees
The Men (or Women) in Black
Lawrence Taylor Swift -Perry Brown (of Fire Mountain)
Don't Come Around Here Romo
Touchdown Troubadours
Boy Named Suh
You Never Even Called Me Legedu Naanee
Honky Tonk Heroes
Gridiron Maiden -Scott Bumpus
Wake Me Up Before You Romo -Joe Fink 
Montee Mountain High
Sunday Manning Coming Down -Ryan Depew
She Likes the Bortles (And I Like the Stones) -Ryan Depew
Black Sheep of the Fantasy League
Florida Georgia Linebackers -Mike Holcomb
Gimme Three Downs
Talkin' Seattle Seahawks Blues
Manning, I Feel Like a Woman -Andrew Lacy
Don't Rocca the Jukebox
Bad Bad Cleveland Browns -Matt Bjorke
Don't Cry For Me, Joe Montana -Matt Bjorke
The Snake Farmers
Taylor Swift's Red Zone -Jeremy Plotkin
C.J. Spiller's Still the King
Forte Good Times
Retribution Honkytonkists -Gahteeriffico
Me & Robby G
Let There Be Gronk
Shit Mountain KingTurds -'Rev' Brian T Sloane
Third Rate Romo
Tom Brady & The Heartbreakers
LeSean Remains the Same
Welker to the Jungle -Kenny Graves
The Age of Demaryius -Kenny Graves

Mrs. Stevan Ridley
The Whiskey (Phillip) Rivers

Ballou Ballers -Rita Ballou
Amendola by Morning


*I would include one entry by my good friend Anthony Mayhan, but it was a bit too un-PC.

Dec 6, 2012

Johnny Manziel Parody Lyric


I asked our ol' buddy Bobby Joe if it was okay if I posted this. 
Haven't heard back from him, but since he's contributed parodies before and since 
I'll promote his Kindle book of lyric parodies (!!), he'll probably be okay with it.

This is a parody of Shelley Fabares' 1962 #1 hit, "Johnny Angel."

Johnny Football
(©2012 BobbyJoe parody lyrics)

Johnny Football
Johnny Football
Johnny Football
Johnny Football
You're a Heisman to be

Johnny Football
Aggies love him
He's got talent that we can't resist
And he doesn't care if Bama is still pissed

Johnny Football
How they rush him
How he scrambles when the pressure's on
Then he either runs it in or lets go with a bomb

He's a Heisman
If there ever was one
We know they'll call his name
In New York on that day
Other players
Tell us this is their year
But it falls on deaf ears, we'd rather scream and cheer

For Johnny Football
'Cause we love him
And we know that someday he'll draft high
But for right now he's our guy under Texas A&M skies

He's a Heisman
If there ever was one
We know they'll call his name
In New York on that day
Other players
Tell us this is their year
But it falls on deaf ears, we'd rather scream and cheer

For Johnny Football
'Cause we love him
And we know that someday he'll draft high
But for right now he's our guy under Texas A&M skies

Johnny Football
Johnny Football
Johnny Football
Johnny Football
You're a Heisman to be
You're a Heisman to be

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