These Are the Actual Lyrics of Zac Brown's New Rap Song

These Are The Actual Lyrics of Luke Bryan's New Single "Light It Up"

You DON'T want to hear this, but if you do.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wpUv4I_fQk

Maddie and Tae - Girl in a Country Song (you must hear or read this!)

Maddie and Tae are a new act who are coming onto the scene with quite the announcement of their arrival. The following song (I transcribed the lyrics also) not only takes down bro-country's treatment of women, it also directly calls out some of the offenders - not by name but by catch phrases and hooks from their tunes. We can discuss (or Triggerman can - he's better at that stuff) the paradox/irony/ramifications of a song like this being released by one of Borchetta's labels later, but for now just enjoy. The link is a stream of a wma file (which won't work on a Mac unless you have a VLC Player or something similar). Sorry, that's all that's available at the moment.

Link to hear the song here.

Now Available on iTunes!

Girl in a Country Song

(Written by Maddie (Marlow), Tae(lynn Elizabeth Dye), and Aaron Scherz; 
Performed by Maddie & Tae)

Well I wish I had some shoes on my two bare feet

And it's gettin' kinda cold in these painted-on cut-off jeans

I hate the way this bikini top chafes

Do I really have to wear it all day?

(Yeah baby)

I hear you over there on your tailgate whistlin'

Sayin' "Hey girl," but you know I ain't listenin'

Cause I got a name and to you it ain't

pretty little thing, honey or baby

It's driving me red red red red red red redneck crazy

Being the girl in a country song

How in the world did it go so wrong?

Like all we're good for is looking good for

you and your friends on the weekend, nothin' more

We used to get a little respect

Now we're lucky if we even get

To climb up in the truck, keep our mouth shut, ride along

And be the girl in a country song

Well, shakin' my moneymaker ain't ever made me a dime

And there ain't no sugar for you in this shaker of mine

Tell me one more time you gotta get you some of that

Sure I'll slide on over, but you're gonna get slapped

These days it ain't easy being that…

Girl in a country song

How in the world did it go so wrong?

Like all we're good for is looking good for

you and your friends on the weekend, nothin' more

We used to get a little respect

Now we're lucky if we even get

To climb up in the truck, keep our mouth shut, ride along

And be the girl in a country song

Yep, yep, yep

Aw naw,

Conway and George Strait

Never did it this way

Back in the old days

Aw naw,

We ain't a cliche

That ain't no way

To treat a lady

Like a girl in a country song

How in the world did it go so wrong?

Like all we're good for is looking good for

you and your friends on the weekend, nothin' more

We used to get a little respect

Now we're lucky if we even get

To climb up in the truck, keep our mouth shut, ride along

Down some dirt road we don't even wanna be on

And be the girl in a country song

(Spoken)

Yeah baby

I ain't your tan legged Juliet

Can I put on some real clothes now?

Aw naw

Hank Williams Jr. - Sonny Boy Can Bely

Hank likes drinking.

Hank Jr's drunken 1992 Kansas City concert is something of a legend, which I only heard about this past weekend. Recordings of it have made the rounds on the interwebs before. Anyway, Hank is blasted out of his mind and slurs, cusses, makes up words and cusses some more. It's a glorious trainwreck. For your listening pleasure, I've included a link to Bocephus' take on "A Country Boy Can Survive" (which, in parts, is sung "sonny boy can bely"). I've also made an attempt at transcribing what exactly came out of his mouth that night. Enjoy! (?)

Nov. 7, 2016 Update.... the link to the actual mp3 is long dead, but here's a YouTube of some of the songs, including the below transcribed gem.

Sonny Boy Can Bely

Mehp

Eyuh, this here's Derrick Thomas this here's Hank Williams Jr.

If you don't like me you can kiss my f*ckin' ass baby

w' stick it under your G.D. f*ckin' ass sweetheart

Preacher man says it's the leimb of time

se'ivverman says it's the wind of time

Idjis is up n the stock market's down

Ididitn no fidda when downtown

We're just hillbillies

Live out in the woods ya see

Long daddy grandaddy twenty see

Godda shotgun a rifle and a four wheel drive

I godda nice new jake waitrin' you can survive

country bawoy can survive

I can fly a field all day long

Catchowfit fru bustidawn

Make ar own whiskey an ar own swuk too

You ain makin wu doys caint do

Dikawoos sleepin' in the boys late night

Sleppin boy can bely

(?) boy can bely

Can't scrobbasout can makirun

would them ol boys wedoyin shogun

We said gress we said men 

You ain't into that who gives a big damn asshole?

South Alabama

South Alabam'

And ol' Montana who gives a shit who I am?

We can skin a bock n run trahline an a sonny boy can bely

Sonny boy can bely

Sackafin all nay long

Seven black fists from lust till dawn

Beg ar own dissy and all slake too

Loogidain too many w'boy hillbillies cain dewh

badybohs helenas wholesale lines

Counsy boy can survive

Country boy can survive

Can scrogiside cain maikurun

bweenh ol boy wedownda shodgun

say grace we say gyeh 

you aingdat who gives a big shit damn, hillbilly

weahh from north California, 

South Alabam'

John l well (John Elway) who gives a shit big dev'l man v'lam

n' we can skin a buck n' run a trot line

counsry boy can survie

counsry boy can suvie

Counsry folk can survie