Guy Clark - Wayward Persons Waiting for a Train
Loretta Lynn - Climate Change Facilitator’s Offspring
Robert Earl Keen - Non-Hispanic American Honeymoon
& Happy Holidays from the Group of Persons Living Together
Ray Wylie Hubbard - Intercourse You, We’re from Land Stolen From Mexico
Gretchen Wilson - Uncultured Rural Cishet Female
Reckless Kelly - Mentally Challenged Eddie’s Last Hurrah
Cross Canadian Ragweed - Young CIS Males from Oklahoma
Dolly, Linda, and Emmylou - To Know Xem is to Love Xem
Rhett Akins - I Brake for Blue Hairs
Conway Twitty - Lascivious Male Glare Upon The Female Form in Denim
Zach Bryan - Extremely Attractive CIS Female From Oklahoma
Wheeler Walker Jr. - Cunnilingus/Physical Assault
Southern Traitor Railroad - Sexually Liberated Womyn
Miranda Lambert - Caucasian Mistruth Teller
Roger Miller - My Xio Used to Love Me but Xe Died