Based on recent events, country singers need to start carrying
5 seconds into a Graham Barham song
hotter than the devil's dick on fire
In a wool sock that is soaked
I mean completely doused
In kerosene and set ablaze
In a wool sock that is soaked
I mean completely doused
In kerosene and set ablaze
When your girlfriend says she’s going to see Kane Brown and has an extra ticket
7 minutes into a Billy Strings song
When he walks in wearing a Slim Cessna’s Auto Club tee shirt
Is there a “good guy” in the Zach Bryan / Gavin Adcock feud?
Who out there is actually listening to George Birge and Tucker Wetmore?
Summarizing Charley Crockett’s response to all the recent hubbub
“Why are we listening to sad ass country songs about coal mining and hobos?”
Before I even hear a new Morgan Wallen song
Jason Aldean’s new song is his best in a while
The first time you hear Jason Isbell’s “Elephant”
Now that we have Turnpike and Ragweed back, who do we need to summon next?
