Jan 24, 2010

John Rich's Songwriting Tips #27

Respect those who came before you. I showed my respect for Johnny Cash by writing a song that had not shit to do with the Man in Black, yet bore his name as a title. He was honored, or he would have been. Someday, people (maybe you?) will show their appreciation for the roads I paved by sending me royalties from any anti-bankerman songs, treacly love ballads that mention forever, or pro-cowboy riding anthems. And from the baby-faced baller to you, thanks!


*Not actually written by John Rich.

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Jan 23, 2010

Dierks Bentley Parody (Domino Mashup)

Okay, last parody for a while and this one's an odd duck. It's a parody and a mash-up... with this.

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I Want Some Sweet Potato Pie
(Parody of Dierks Bentley's "I Wanna Make You Close Your Eyes" incorporating lyrics from Domino's "Sweet Potato Pie")

Well I've been thinkin' bout going to the movies
But there ain't nothin' like a bunch of hoochies
Ooh wee, just look a'here, done found a trick
I'm that guy, and I need to have a lick
Do you understand?

(CHORUS 1)
Been smokin' weed but girl I really need that sweet potato pie
I want a chunk of that funky stuff so break it off just right
All I need is a girl who is proper and fly
I want some sweet potato pie... that's right
I want that sweet potato pie

(VERSE 2)
That's right, I've been getting messed up off the chronic
That tree, wacky weed or whatever you wanna call it
But I've also been sippin' me some mofo gin
Ain't that romantic, won't you let me in
Or maybe your twin

(REPEAT CHORUS)

(BRIDGE)
Here comes the D, yeah one, two, three
Gonna make you say Whoo wee!

(CHORUS 2)
Been smokin' weed but girl I really need that sweet potato pie
I want a chunk of that funky stuff so break it off just right
As long as you don't mind that I'm drunk and I'm high
I want some sweet potato pie... that's right

(OUTRO)
I want some sweet potato pie... oh
Girl... I need that sweet potato pie

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