Thanks!

Farce the Music passed the 100K hit mark sometime last night (not counting the previous incarnation of the blog, Photocrap), most of that coming in the last 4 months. I just wanted to thank you for visiting and revisiting this goofy spot on the Interwebs. I never thought it would last this long, much less get such a consistent following.

As a tiny token of my thanks, I've got a brand new Lucero - 1372 Overton Park or Miranda Lambert - Revolution (by brand new, I mean, only opened to look at the artwork) CD for the first person to send me (photocrapper at gmail.com) or post a link (in the comments) to an album cover I've never farced and need to. Also, for the second successful submission, I'll give you the remaining CD if you want it.

Thanks again everybody!

YouTube Gems: Great American Taxi

Here's Great American Taxi with "One of These Days." More on this band and their new album in upcoming weeks.

New item for sale in the non-existent FTM store!

You've seen the "Jesus is My Homeboy" and possibly the "Breesus is My Homeboy" t-shirts. Well, now Farce the Music doesn't have a new item of apparel perfect for all you fans of "the cowboy Stevie Wonder!"

Sizes not available: S-3X

Price: $0 + $29.95 (s&h)

FWC&G: Kenny Rogers

Click for a closer view.

A satirical country lyric

If You Say I'm Not a Country Boy

If you say I'm not a country boy

I'll show you that's a lie

I'll crank my truck and shoot a duck

And spit Beechnut in your eye

If you say I'm not a country boy

You 'bout to learn the facts

I'll play some Hank and drink a drank

And wear jeans that show my crack

Chorus

So don't you go and disrespect

Homie I'll put your *ss in check

Ride up in my one-five-oh

Leave you bleeding on the flo'

Singin' "Oh you didn't know?"

If you say I'm not a country boy

Better own a graveyard plot

I'm country bred, my neck is red

And I'll leave yo wangsta' ass shot

(Repeat Chorus)

Bridge

Never mind these hip-hop beats

And these urban dictionary words

Cause I'm country as Strait

Got a Nascar plate

And I can whistle dixie, ya' heard?

So, think twice before you disrespect

Hater, you best come correct

Ride up in my one-five-oh

Leave you bleeding on the flo'

Singin' "Oh you didn't know?"

Tag:

If you say I'm not a country boy

Say I'm not, b*tch!

Oh no you dih–int!!

©2010 Corey Parkman