May 25, 2010
May 24, 2010
Top 10 Thoughts Bucky Covington Has Had Today
10. I can't believe I met the real Barney Fife today! Awesome!
09. It feels like there's a silverfish in my hair... yeah, there's definitely a silverfish in my hair.
08. I wonder if Sawyer Brown was named after that guy on Lost... wait, that wouldn't make sense .....he's white
07. Boy, Kellie Pickler's intelligence intimidates me
06. I still say me and Autotune got screwed out of the ACM nomination for vocal event of the year for our duet on "Gotta Be Somebody"
05. So what happens if you're in the back of a truck and there's nobody around to open the tailgate?
04. Aw snap! I'm the one millionth visitor to this site! I won an iPad!!!
03. My fans are so awesome. It was cool when that hairy dude got me to sign his boob last night... or was that a woman?
02. Take a step, take a breath, take a step, take a breath, chew gum... uh, ...crap!
01. Aw snap! I'm on a roll! I won another iPad!!!
May 23, 2010
Lost-centric original lyric
Admittedly these are sappy enough to be the lyrics of a Jimmy Wayne song, but in honor (or to the detriment) of the final Lost tonight, here's a lyric I wrote a few years ago based on this scene. Yes, I'm a dork. Read my other post today if you want actual (?) humor - this is only unintentional humor. A Bucky Covington Top 10 tomorrow... and Alt-Country Day 4 later in the week! Ta ta, I'm off to geek out!
Go Back There
Old habits die hard, I guess
Why'd you call me? is all she said
Over the roar of jets above their old meetin' place
She told him that he looked like hell
If she'd missed him, he couldn't tell
Who knew how she felt, all the makeup on her face
He'd been chasing the lowest highs
Every weekend takin' flights
Everything he could try, praying to be lost again
Maybe where they'd come back from
Was no damn good for either one
But here now in the long run, he longed for where they'd been
(He said)
I wanna go back there
We weren't supposed to leave
I'm tired of lying
Living is dying
I wanna go back there
Want you to go back there with me
She said He'll wonder where I am
He said this wasn't in the plans
Stood there a trembling man, cryin' I'll find a way
Then before she turned to leave
He could read the uncertainty
There in her eyes, as she said "This ain't gonna change"
(He said)
We have to go back there
We weren't supposed to leave
I'm tired of lying
Living is dying
I wanna go back there
Want you to go back there with me
Bridge
Her taillights lit his eyes
But he knew this goodbye
Wasn't for good
She understood
We have to go back there
We weren't supposed to leave
I'm tired of lying
Living is dying
I wanna go back there
Want you to go back there with me
©2007 Corey Parkman
In the Year 2030 #5
•Lady Antebellum decries new artists' disconnect from pop-country's roots
•Judge declares clusterf*ck in trial to decide which of 734 family members is entitled to royalties and future earnings from Wu-Tang Clan
•Johnny Cash, 2Pac, Elvis, Garth Brooks all put out albums of previously unreleased material
•Indie music is now mainstream and vice-versa, causing hipsters to embrace music with understandable lyrics, song structure and good vocals; Pitchfork folds
•Chuck Wicks named Brentwood Applebees' June Employee of the Month
•Pop singer Liddy C's cover of The Spice Girls' "Wannabe" proclaimed a staggering masterpiece of pop perfection after she performs it in the nude on VMAs
•Rap-rock makes stunning comeback; "Godfather of Rap Rock" Fred Durst starts Douchefest annual tour
•Lil Wayne given key to city of New Orleans; makes a bong out of it
•Mysterious and hilarious gossip blogger Rita Ballou finally revealed to have been Natalie Maines during Whiskey sour and bon-bon benders
•All concerts now in 3D
•Gary LeVox found dead in a Houston Adam's Mark of apparent chicken cordon bleu overdose
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