Justin Moore Parody

Suburbs

(A parody of Justin Moore's "Backwoods")

Tom-tom in a Tahoe, the interstate's sure slow

iPhone charging up, no latte left in my cup

Traffic alert frown, headin' to my job in town

Wish I could turn around and head back out to the

Chorus:

Suburbs, yeah I'm white collar

Out in the suburbs, covenant so don't bother me in the

Suburbs yeah I'm livin' uptight

Work hard, blog hard, drinkin' Sam Adams Light

Got a Blu-ray player and a real good life

In the suburbs, yes sir

Teacher called again, son needs Ritalin

But he's got soccer today, can't see the doctor, nah

36 and in deep debt how stuck can you get

It don't bother me when I play Wii in HD back in the

Chorus:

Suburbs, yeah I'm white collar

Out in the suburbs, gated so you can't follow me out to the

Suburbs yeah I'm livin' just right

Check my fantasy baseball every night

Got a Viking gas grill and a cute blonde wife

In the suburbs, yes sir

Chorus:

Out in the suburbs bein' a father

Out in the suburbs, pinchin' hard on my dollars in the

Suburbs where living is so sweet

Green yard, golf cart, labradoodle on a leash

Where the only "urban" we know is Keith

In the suburbs, where the taxes are low

Out in the suburbs

Songs Illustrated #19

Top 10 Thoughts Bucky Covington Has Had Today

10. I can't believe I met the real Barney Fife today! Awesome!

09. It feels like there's a silverfish in my hair... yeah, there's definitely a silverfish in my hair.

08. I wonder if Sawyer Brown was named after that guy on Lost... wait, that wouldn't make sense .....he's white

07. Boy, Kellie Pickler's intelligence intimidates me

06. I still say me and Autotune got screwed out of the ACM nomination for vocal event of the year for our duet on "Gotta Be Somebody"

05. So what happens if you're in the back of a truck and there's nobody around to open the tailgate?

04. Aw snap! I'm the one millionth visitor to this site! I won an iPad!!!

03. My fans are so awesome. It was cool when that hairy dude got me to sign his boob last night... or was that a woman?

02. Take a step, take a breath, take a step, take a breath, chew gum... uh, ...crap!

01. Aw snap! I'm on a roll! I won another iPad!!!

Hurley & Cambria

Only that rare combination of Lost/Coheed & Cambria fan will get this... okay, maybe not even them.

Lost-centric original lyric

Admittedly these are sappy enough to be the lyrics of a Jimmy Wayne song, but in honor (or to the detriment) of the final Lost tonight, here's a lyric I wrote a few years ago based on this scene. Yes, I'm a dork. Read my other post today if you want actual (?) humor - this is only unintentional humor. A Bucky Covington Top 10 tomorrow... and Alt-Country Day 4 later in the week! Ta ta, I'm off to geek out!

Go Back There

Old habits die hard, I guess

Why'd you call me? is all she said

Over the roar of jets above their old meetin' place

She told him that he looked like hell

If she'd missed him, he couldn't tell

Who knew how she felt, all the makeup on her face

He'd been chasing the lowest highs

Every weekend takin' flights

Everything he could try, praying to be lost again

Maybe where they'd come back from

Was no damn good for either one

But here now in the long run, he longed for where they'd been

(He said)

I wanna go back there

We weren't supposed to leave

I'm tired of lying

Living is dying

I wanna go back there

Want you to go back there with me

She said He'll wonder where I am

He said this wasn't in the plans

Stood there a trembling man, cryin' I'll find a way

Then before she turned to leave

He could read the uncertainty

There in her eyes, as she said "This ain't gonna change"

(He said)

We have to go back there

We weren't supposed to leave

I'm tired of lying

Living is dying

I wanna go back there

Want you to go back there with me

Bridge

Her taillights lit his eyes

But he knew this goodbye

Wasn't for good

She understood

We have to go back there

We weren't supposed to leave

I'm tired of lying

Living is dying

I wanna go back there

Want you to go back there with me

©2007 Corey Parkman