FWC&G: Biggie

Alt-Country Day 4: Parody Album Covers

Justin Moore Parody

Suburbs

(A parody of Justin Moore's "Backwoods")

Tom-tom in a Tahoe, the interstate's sure slow

iPhone charging up, no latte left in my cup

Traffic alert frown, headin' to my job in town

Wish I could turn around and head back out to the

Chorus:

Suburbs, yeah I'm white collar

Out in the suburbs, covenant so don't bother me in the

Suburbs yeah I'm livin' uptight

Work hard, blog hard, drinkin' Sam Adams Light

Got a Blu-ray player and a real good life

In the suburbs, yes sir

Teacher called again, son needs Ritalin

But he's got soccer today, can't see the doctor, nah

36 and in deep debt how stuck can you get

It don't bother me when I play Wii in HD back in the

Chorus:

Suburbs, yeah I'm white collar

Out in the suburbs, gated so you can't follow me out to the

Suburbs yeah I'm livin' just right

Check my fantasy baseball every night

Got a Viking gas grill and a cute blonde wife

In the suburbs, yes sir

Chorus:

Out in the suburbs bein' a father

Out in the suburbs, pinchin' hard on my dollars in the

Suburbs where living is so sweet

Green yard, golf cart, labradoodle on a leash

Where the only "urban" we know is Keith

In the suburbs, where the taxes are low

Out in the suburbs

Songs Illustrated #19

Top 10 Thoughts Bucky Covington Has Had Today

10. I can't believe I met the real Barney Fife today! Awesome!

09. It feels like there's a silverfish in my hair... yeah, there's definitely a silverfish in my hair.

08. I wonder if Sawyer Brown was named after that guy on Lost... wait, that wouldn't make sense .....he's white

07. Boy, Kellie Pickler's intelligence intimidates me

06. I still say me and Autotune got screwed out of the ACM nomination for vocal event of the year for our duet on "Gotta Be Somebody"

05. So what happens if you're in the back of a truck and there's nobody around to open the tailgate?

04. Aw snap! I'm the one millionth visitor to this site! I won an iPad!!!

03. My fans are so awesome. It was cool when that hairy dude got me to sign his boob last night... or was that a woman?

02. Take a step, take a breath, take a step, take a breath, chew gum... uh, ...crap!

01. Aw snap! I'm on a roll! I won another iPad!!!