Jul 5, 2012

Single Review: Tim McGraw - Truck Yeah


When Lil' Wayne is mentioned in the first line of a "country" song, you know it's a trucked up situation. Sure, country music has been using the "almost cursing, but not" gimmick for a few years now: Sugarland's "It Happens" and Blake Shelton's "Some Beach" spring to mind. I suppose this is the trucking logical furthest step in that progression. Still, it's pretty Ram® disconcerting that it's come to this. 

The guitars on "Truck Yeah" are jacked up as a son of a trailer hitch. The lyrics are smother ducking full of hip-hop slang. Subject matter-wise (trucks, clubs, partying), if any new ground is broken here, I'll kiss your brass. The musical hook would be better described as dam.. I mean, darned (whoops, almost said a naughty word!) annoying, rather than catchy.

So basically, all we've got here is a pop country rocker (leaning towards the latter, obviously) whose ONLY brother plucking selling point is that it's built around almost saying a curse word. Boy, it takes a big ol' pair of vest nickels to write something like that, huh? No, not really. Pop music has had songs about trucking around and getting spit-faced for years, country's just catching up, in "edge" if not subject matter. Unless you're a Clearchannel chum muzzler, you can't be happy with where this genre is headed.

"Truck Yeah" is a piece of grit, and if you don't agree with this review, you better duck my kick!

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Favorite Songs Ever: Johnny Cash - I Still Miss Someone

Favorite Songs Ever: The Refreshments - Mekong

From one of my top 10 albums ever, Fizzy Fuzzy Big and Buzzy, here's "Mekong" from The Refreshments.

Favorite Songs Ever: Uncle Tupelo - Whiskey Bottle

Today, for Farce the Music's 4th birthday (anniversary, whatever...), I'm going to mostly post videos of a selection of my all-time favorite songs. I'll also post a review of a certain current, conspicuously awful song, but good music will be the order of the day. First up, here's Uncle Tupelo with "Whiskey Bottle."

Jul 4, 2012

Country Fireworks!

Have a good time with your grilling, drinking and firework shooting today, but please be careful if you pick up any of the following fireworks products!

Kids buy 'em because the packaging looks cool. Cheap and cheaply made.
When you light them, all they do is hiss and emit a cloud of smoke and, at best, 
build a tiny pile of insignificant, foul-smelling ash.

Kids adore them! Cheap and flashy.
People over the age of 25 realize that they aren't actual fireworks, just
crappy novelties good for 2-3 minutes of "fun."



Pretend to be a stronger version of a bomb that was outlawed years ago.
Really just a renamed and repackaged version of what they already sold in the first place.
Makes a loud noise, but doesn't have much power.

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