From the Archives: Top 10 Shortest Books by Country Artists IV

originally posted APR 17, 2012

Top 10 Shortest Books by Country Artists IV

10. Cosmetic Procedures I Skipped - Reba McEntire

09. All My #1s: Piano, Vocals, Guitar Songbook - Chad Brock

08. Thought Provoking Conversations with Jake Owen

07. Roller Coasters I'm Tall Enough to Ride - Shooter Jennings

06. On My Own: All the Good Quitting Sugarland Has Done Me - Kristen Hall

05. This was a Randy Travis joke and has been respectfully removed on this particular post.

04. All the Books I've Read - Brantley Gilbert

03. Actual Country Songs We Played This Year - MISS 103 (or your local station)

02. Ruling the Roost: A Man's Guide to Wearing the Pants in the Family - Casey Donahew

01. Stupid-Ass Lines I Wouldn't Sing - Luke Bryan

YouTube Gems: Fire Mountain

From their outstanding forthcoming album, All Dies Down (due May 20), here's Fire Mountain with "Be Your Eyes." RIYL: R.E.M., Buffalo Gospel, Reckless Kelly, Ryan Adams, etc.

Luke Bryan Fan eCards: Apr. '14

These are actual comments from Luke Bryan fans on Youtube.

The Bro-mericana Song (Lyrical Satirical)

The Bro-mericana Song

©2014 FTM Satire

Drove my El Camino

Down past the silo

Pulled into the party spot

Cracked a Blue Ribbon

Lit up a Spirit

Asked if anyone had some pot

This is my bro-mericana song

Break out the banjos, break out the bongs

Groom your beard and sing along

This is the bro-mericana song

We talk politics

Crank up some Deer Tick

And take ourselves real serious

The girls are all tattooed

And I defy any dude

To mention one's gluteus

This is my bro-mericana song

Break out the guitars, get our folk on

Groom your beard and sing along

This is the bro-mericana song

Bridge

No flat brims, no jacked trucks

Just pearl snaps and Levi Strauss

Careful where you park your Prius

Nobody here can pull you out

This is my bro-mericana song

Break out the dobro, break out the bongs

Groom your beard and sing along

This is the bro-mericana song

This Song Sucks "Oldie" - FGL's "Cruise"