ORIGINALLY POSTED JUL 15, 2010
Brad Paisley's "Water" parodied
Blogger
(Parody of Brad Paisley's "Water")
Cantankerous fool full of dead hot air
Twenty-five years old
Snarkin' everywhere
So much pretentiousness to share
As a blogger
Ninety-Five-Thirteen*
With my new friends
We're in the know, or we pretend
Jimmy Wayne is a wuss
I make fun of him
I'm a blogger
Yeah when that comment thread starts to heatin' up
That always serves as proof
We've got traffic up
And folks are clicking through
What that means, I have no clue
Martina, Keith, Bucky and Blake
Are famous so I hate
With style so congratulate
This blogger
You know I have no joy
Yeah if I feel my foot start to tappin' down
And I start to sing out loud
I just punch myself in the ear till I feel the way I should
If it's popular, it's no good
Maybe it ain't fair
And I could be wrong
But I don't care
I even hate this song
I only like what's little known
I'm a blogger
I don't really care if you think I'm weird
That I have no dates
Well, that's pretty clear
You know that pretty girls all fear
Bloggers
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*The dearly departed 9513
