Oct 3, 2015
From the Archives: You're Not a Real Country Singer 2
ORIGINALLY POSTED JUN 19, 2012
You're Not a Real Country Singer 2
if you have to tell me how country you are -Andrew Lacy
if you wear Axe Body Spray -Cameron Gott
if you are Jason Aldean -Ian Donnelly
if most of your songs are really hard to play on Guitar Hero.
if you wear $400 designer jeans with designs and flaps on the back pockets -Blake Olson
if you use Autotune -Michael Wren
if you've never toured in a van.
if you cover Hinder -Cameron Gott
if you used to look like this:
But now look like this:
...if you don't have a song about murder - @CashFan90
if you wear Affliction, but haven't had any afflictions
if you don't know the lyrics of "Heartaches by the Number" -@TheBenimal
if one of yours songs has been used as a UFC entrance theme.
if you feel a constant need to tell people you're an outlaw -@10lbhammerbp
if you only cover rap and pop songs in concert.
if the only barbed wire that's ever touched your skin is embedded on your bicep.
Oct 2, 2015
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