Farce the Music

Dec 2, 2016

(this was in response to this garbage)

10. Puberty

9. Batteries for the hearing aid that hasn't worked since 2013

8. Hello Kitty iPhone 4s case

7. To know which local professional wrestler is their daddy

6. Lightbar for their foriller

5. Neighbor's wifi password

4. Extra cake in the prison cafeteria

3. Donations to their cancer hoax Kickstarter campaign

2. Drugs, lots of drugs

1. My six front teeth

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By Trailer with help from Jeremy Harris

Farce the Music does not guarantee a return on this investment.

In fact, don't really do it. It's satire.